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Ensellitis
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lol hotdadbbqlolftw
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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leel
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Originally posted by OMGFossil dude hes my dad how the hell do you expect me to answer that ![]() with a pic obviously. |
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OMGFossil
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Rbbrz says:
wait do you know what the hindenburg is spacecat! says: yes its something like your ass but a much larger scale spacecat! says: its prone to being penetrated and gushes out masses of flammable gases spacecat! says: then deflates traumatising and killing hundreds |
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OMGFossil
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ladies and gentlemen
i give you INTERNET PRON ![]() Edited by OMGFossil - 21 May 2007 at 1:36am |
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leel
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I chuckled, I'll admit.
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Brian the Great
Commander ![]() ![]() RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
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thats browserporn :(
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Brian the Great
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btw i came
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Point of Interest: http://www.pixeljoint.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2165&KW= |
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OMGFossil
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god i had literally the weirdest dream last night
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Serendor
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Care to share OMGFossil?
//Albin |
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OMGFossil
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copypasting msn convo version of it because im lazy
spacecat! says: oh god spacecat! says: i had the most f**ked dream ever Quote says: tell spacecat! says: ok spacecat! says: ok so my dream started off its like next year and i go to some high high school or something spacecat! says: before this i make some friends two of which are younger than me and are lesbians spacecat! says: (they make out a lot and have sex with me in the dream at one point ![]() spacecat! says: so yeah we hang out and all of a sudden when classes start i am asked by a teacher to come outside spacecat! says: we go out and hes like ok tosh we realise you are gong to be a cool guy so we have people that will show you your alter egos spacecat! says: here is the starnge part spacecat! says: so he paints one of my nails red and says that it represents fire and the motivation and energy of me spacecat! says: then we go somewhere another guy comes up and paints another of my nails blue to represent water and helpfulness and friendship spacecat! says: same thing happens we go to another guy paints my nail f**king green to represent earth/responsibility and order or some sh*t spacecat! says: finally we go into some pub or something this guy paints my nail f**king WHITE which is to represent light/FLAIR or self esteem spacecat! says: at this point im like spacecat! says: WH*T THE f**k Quote says: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa spacecat! says: also i got a chance to see my alter egos though spacecat! says: they were f**king awesome they were like a cross between my char and ryuk spacecat! says: they didnt look ugly however they looked f**king hot |
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Serendor
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yeah^^ slighly wierd dream you got there ;)
haha! Cool that part with the nail painting though :D //Albin |
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leel
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The other day I had a dream that this guy I like took me out on a date and when we were dancing there was a drive-by shooting right outside and we ran out to help the victim but them something happened and we both got hit by a car or something (not sure.. it was kinda loud and crazy) and I survived but spent two years in the hospital, and my date was in a vegetative state forever.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Originally posted by leel
The other day I had a dream that this guy I like took me out on a date and when we were dancing there was a drive-by shooting right outside and we ran out to help the victim but them something happened and we both got hit by a car or something (not sure.. it was kinda loud and crazy) and I survived but spent two years in the hospital, and my date was in a vegetative state forever. :( That's so romantic.
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alkaline
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nothing like making out with a vegetable
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leel
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I didn't make out with him, unfortunately.
Nothing like a drive-by to ruin the moment. |
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Larwick
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OMGFossil, that sounds like a really cool dream actually, maybe i'll dream something similar tonight if i keep thinking about yours when i go to bed. I will try not to think about yours leel, because it is depressing. It's nice to share dreams.
Unfortunately in order to share the memories of my dreams i would have to link your brain up to a massive supercomputer so it can take the epic HD scale of it all. Lolntrly. |
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leel
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larrick come to the pool.
We'll flirt! |
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alkaline
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LoL I haven't gone to the pool in months...it's still alive?
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leel
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yeah. dude. we're having penis parties and maury episodes.
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Rodder
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sadly there's some truth to that, which is about as much detail as I want to go into.
The truth is out there...and it's in the pool! |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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I made a sad circus monkey for the amusement. (I bet he stinks!!)
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Brian the Great
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i dreamt i was a rockstar made of fire doing a concert on the back of a jeep that was driving through some woodlands and everyone was like YEAHHHH
the next morning it burned when i peed |
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Brian the Great
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also old avatar
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Segata Sanshiro!
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OMGFossil
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OMGFossil
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BREAKING NEWS: Ozzy Osbourne to visit Habbo!
Ozzy Osbourne will make a special live guest appearance at the U.K.'s world-famous "virtual" Habbo Hotel on Friday, May 25 to celebrate the release of his new album "Black Rain" (released in England on May 21). Ever wanted to hang out with the double O and possibly win some special Ozzy goodies? Here's your chance! Ozzy's appearance will be quite early in the morning so make sure you are logged on to the Habbo Hotel at about 10 a.m.-ish (U.K. time)! Kerrang.com will be there to film this momentous event for a special podcast. |
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OMGFossil
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/b/ is going to do something epic
Edited by OMGFossil - 22 May 2007 at 3:17pm |
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Brian the Great
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nice job breaking the fukken rules
oh fuk u edit Edited by Brian the Great - 22 May 2007 at 3:19pm |
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Ensellitis
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Aleiav
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Originally posted by OMGFossil
BREAKING NEWS: Ozzy Osbourne to visit Habbo! Ozzy Osbourne will make a special live guest appearance at the U.K.'s world-famous "virtual" Habbo Hotel on Friday, May 25 to celebrate the release of his new album "Black Rain" (released in England on May 21). Ever wanted to hang out with the double O and possibly win some special Ozzy goodies? Here's your chance! Ozzy's appearance will be quite early in the morning so make sure you are logged on to the Habbo Hotel at about 10 a.m.-ish (U.K. time)! Kerrang.com will be there to film this momentous event for a special podcast. I wish I could go. :( |
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OMGFossil
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OMGFossil
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Blueberry_pie
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neat
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PixelSnader
Commander ![]() ![]() Not a troll! Joined: 05 June 2014 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3194 |
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i prefer nothing cluttering up my viewspace.
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jalonso
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Originally posted by snader i prefer nothing cluttering up my viewspace. The mac itself is eye candy enough for me ![]() |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Eh? Last I checked the dock didn't have nearly the sex appeal of a good monospaced font.
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jalonso
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Turns me on :p
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Metaru
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arj.. damn bug.
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I ate leel's babies
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leel
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Rodder
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lol.
looks for the "set as homepage" button... |
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PixelSnader
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oh i love you. i love you so!
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jalonso
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iSorry
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Ensellitis
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iLaugh
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Brian the Great
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iDontgetit
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Mykola
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I like bright colored briefs.
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Ensellitis
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Edited by Ensellitis - 26 May 2007 at 1:01am |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Aleiav
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Where's the penis party and why wasn't I invited?
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Ensellitis
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Brian the Great
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