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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Topic: run like a b*tch
    Posted: 31 January 2007 at 8:07am
i got bored and wanted to make a small (and stupid game) called "run like a bitch"


Steve Stoopidface was just your regular average joe, visiting ???? on vacation.  

Until a ????? saw him in a bordello, and mistook him for a wanted spy.  He was put on trial in the restroom by a judge, who was also a prostitute, and sentenced to death.

He was taken to ?????, to a super duper top secret laboratory.  They had plans for him...

They implanted a small explosive charge into his scrotum, then took him outside where they informed him that he could live, all he had to do was run to ????.  However, if his heart rate dropped below 100 beats per minute, the bomb would detonate.

And now for Steve to save his nuts, he must...
RUN LIKE A BITCH




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i am open to any suggestions... 

EDIT:  if there is anyone whom can program this, lemme know


Edited by Ensellitis - 04 February 2007 at 1:30am
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Quote Rodder Replybullet Posted: 31 January 2007 at 11:17am
LOL :D

- The warning screen is good stuff.
- When he trips...I just expect more from a bomb? Maybe a small puff of smoke at least..possibly from burning hair.
- The jump looks ok, except for his arms..up in the air like that looks kinda unnatural.
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Quote ceddo Replybullet Posted: 31 January 2007 at 11:58am
I found what looks weird with the jump animation:

Just as he's in midair, you made the legs kick forward, towards his head. But then you suddenly changed your mind and made him fall flat on his belly.

I think you should make his legs still be over his head when he's sliding (and eventually they can fall back down).

The running animation looks good, but he looks a bit too straight. I would have made the top half of his body lean forwards a bit, to show he's in movement and aerodynamic.
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Quote skeddles Replybullet Posted: 31 January 2007 at 12:50pm
you could probably do it yourself with gamemaker
 art looks good.


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Quote Bifur Replybullet Posted: 31 January 2007 at 5:09pm
lolers game xD looking foward to it... dont make it with gamemaker i hate it , make with flash instead 

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Quote skeddles Replybullet Posted: 31 January 2007 at 5:19pm
Originally posted by Bifur

lolers game xD looking foward to it... dont make it with gamemaker i hate it , make with flash instead 


if he doesnt know how to program actionscript 2.0 already, that is the last thing he should do.
its a very confuzing language.

anyone can pickup gamemaker quite quickly, its probobly the easyest way to make a good game.


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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 31 January 2007 at 11:20pm
i cant figure out game maker at all...  so i am going to just look for someone to make it for me, or atleast get the basic crap done on game maker
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Quote BlackDragon Replybullet Posted: 01 February 2007 at 7:05am
i would! gamemaker 'tis easy. but, its got the language and crap... if you need me in the future, i'm here.
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Quote Souly Replybullet Posted: 01 February 2007 at 7:24am
I bet ya Demon could whip up a quick engine.

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Quote iSTVAN Replybullet Posted: 01 February 2007 at 6:48pm
Hilarious idea! I love the story, so don't change it.

I wish I had a bomb on my scrotum for two reasons.
1.  I'd actually get off my ass and do some excercise.
2.  If I didn't then atleast I'd get some action down there.
 
The miniture graphics also suit the game well. Good luck finding someone to code it Ens!
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 03 February 2007 at 7:26am
here is a graphics update


the jump and death animations look a tad odd, that is because they both have a sprite before they start, and the jump has one after


thanks istvan, i know if i peaked your interest in a game idea, it must be weird...  which is a good thing



Edited by Ensellitis - 03 February 2007 at 10:49am
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 03 February 2007 at 10:19am

Steve Stoopidface was just your regular average joe, visiting ???? on vacation.  

Until a ????? saw him in a bordello, and mistook him for a wanted spy.  He was put on trial in the restroom by a judge, who was also a prostitute, and sentenced to death.

He was taken to ?????, to a super duper top secret laboratory.  They had plans for him...

They implanted a small explosive charge into his scrotum, then took him outside where they informed him that he could live, all he had to do was run to ????.  However, if his heart rate dropped below 100 beats per minute, the bomb would detonate.

And now for Steve to save his nuts, he must...
RUN LIKE A BITCH



first draft...


Edited by Ensellitis - 04 February 2007 at 1:29am
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 03 February 2007 at 12:52pm
I think the jump and eath look funny because the arc is unnatural, too long and flat.
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 04 February 2007 at 12:29am
its an example, its not how it will be done ingame
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 04 February 2007 at 1:28am
level mock up (character not in this one, hanging guy is some random dude


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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 04 February 2007 at 6:22am

I think he needs more power in his jump, at the moment he kinda flicks his toes and goes flying. Death anim seems fine to me.

I like the style of this so far! Don't really have any more crits, apart from the hills in the background look a bit too smooth and repetitive. Wh000t! I really like that run animation, and the general sprite is very nice.

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Quote Aleiav Replybullet Posted: 04 February 2007 at 2:39pm
You know I really don't like the name of this game at all. It's very offensive!! How dare you! You sexist pig you!

haha.. just kidding.


I like the new background. Except for the hills in the back and the clouds. Those need a bit of work. I do like the trees though! nice!
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Quote Omegavolt Replybullet Posted: 04 February 2007 at 6:37pm
I hate to throw a crit in about the running animation after the crits for jump and death.  Usually when a person runs, they don't keep a stiff back, they lean forward to shift their center of gravity forward to propel them faster.
 
But then again, with the stiff back, it does look as if though ol' Steve Stoopidface really is running like a bitch. ;)
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Quote MurrMan Replybullet Posted: 06 February 2007 at 10:25pm
AH this reminds me so much of Space Quest and the sequals. the block shapes and lack of shading. I love those old style games. and i guess it looks a lot more like the first Prince of Persia. Or even Another World, was that what that game was called? the one with the uni-tooth slugs and death panther. - Anyway if you havent played those games you should if you are going to make an old style game. I guess that is what i am trying to say.

I hope you plan to have more than just one death animation. there should be many ways the character can die: fall on spikes, crushed by rocks, decapitated by swinging blades, all sorts of nasty.
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Quote Squirrelsquid Replybullet Posted: 07 February 2007 at 12:30am
that's pretty cool! you need a death-explosion in midair too!

realy like this a lot though.
keep it up!
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 07 February 2007 at 4:30am
i have alot of plans still to do for this...

death:
mid air blast
standing idle blast
falling in a hole blast
being eaten by a bear
being attacked by a dog

enemies:
bear
dog
some douche
big ass bird

character:
crouching
sprinting
fap

and still some more, many animations

thanks for the interest guys :D
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