Quote by Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

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Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.

Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
Posted by sedgemonkey at 10/9/2006 11:14:48 AM
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