Quote by Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

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When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.

Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
Posted by sedgemonkey at 10/9/2006 11:15:57 AM
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