Quote by Jack, Fight Club

Boss: "The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club."

(Jack snuffs his cigarette in an ashtray, stares up stoically.)

Jack: (Voiceover) I must've left the original in the copy machine.

Boss: "The second rule of fight club..." Is this yours?

Jack: Hmm?

Boss: You don't get paid to abuse the copy machine.

Jack: 'Abuse' the copy machine. There's an image.

Boss: Pretend you're me. You find this. What would you do?

Jack: Me? I'd be very careful who I talked to about this. It sounds like someone dangerous wrote it... someone who might snap at any moment, stalking from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 Carbine-gas semiautomatic, bitterly pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers.