Rod: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
Ned: Uh, that's, that's just, er, raspberry jam.
Todd: Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did?
Ned: No, son. No sirree, bob.
Ned Flanders/Rod Flanders/Todd Flanders, The Simpsons
Ned explaining Itchy and Scratchy to Rod and Todd