Kip Ramsey: White boys get all the Oscars. It's a fact.
Agent: We know that, but--
Kip Ramsey: Did I get a nomination? No. 'Cause I ain't played none
of them slave roles. That's when you get nominated. Black dude plays a slave role, gets nominated. White boy plays an idiot, gets the Oscar. Find me a script as a retarded slave,
then I get the Oscar.
Agent: I'm gonna schmooze. I'll be right back.
Kip Ramsey: Go find that script. Buck, the Wonder Slave.
Kip Ramsey, Bowfinger (1999)