TV Show Quotes :: Futurama Quotes

Give me the remaining dough, and all the calendars, and that PEN. Try to tear it so that most of the beads are on my end.

Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?