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comments from REAL *coughimaginarycough* buyers!
Loser #1: "Man this is so frickin' cool! It's like a girl's doll, but actiony and bloody!"
Loser #2: "What he said!"
Loser #3: "My son is so happy. Oh my god, he just killed his sister... iddint that cute?" 
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