A videogame guaranteed not to offend anyone

News Details


The hard-hitting news force at The Onion has uncovered Take Two's (developer of Grand Theft Auto) new direction for creating games.

That steaming pile of self righteous indignation Jack Thompson would be proud.


Posted by sedgemonkey at 1/10/2006 12:03:57 PM | 9 comments | Source

What do you think?

If you would like to comment you will need to be logged in.
Register now. It only takes a moment and it's free!


E-Magination (Level 3 Sniper) at 4/3/2006 7:37:33 AM

imokgame.com.

voila Jack, you asked for it.


snader (Level 1 Depressed) at 1/16/2006 1:50:41 PM
i could kill people with a box.

Larwick (Level 8 Shodan) at 1/14/2006 4:57:52 AM
Hah, that was quite amusing.

Blick (Level 6 Commander) at 1/12/2006 6:53:09 PM
"Does Jack Thompson even have a real job?"

I think he's an attorney or at one point was an attorney or something.

me7356 (Level 4 Murderer) at 1/11/2006 3:45:31 PM
Yes, people like that are jackasses. I can't believe the American legal system let's is selfishly sue people for things that we don't even care about. Does Jack Thompson even have a real job?

sedgemonkey (Level 10 Master Sniper) at 1/11/2006 9:56:44 AM

Jack Thompson will always find something to crusade about no matter what it involves. He's just trying to exploit people for his own selfish ends. Ugh, I just can't stand him... hypocritical, opportunistic, ambulance-chasing jackass. 


OMGFossil (Level 6 Yonkyu) at 1/10/2006 10:37:48 PM
We need to play this game and then all go on a murderous rampage

That would put Jack Thompson on ice amirite

ryumaru (Level 3 Private Eye) at 1/10/2006 5:28:39 PM
wow, i gotta get stacker and stack some boxes!

This Week's Pixel Art

Drunken Dwarf Smileys icon/pixelartA stroll through Blackwater park. icon/pixelartClown icon/pixelartStadium 1 icon/pixelart
Google
 

Recent News

From the News Archives

Pixel Art Links

Donate

Want to give some dough back to all those amazing pixel artists?